Mizzou could become Big 12 Champions...

[Jayhawker]

...Of the Fulmer Cup.

Another DUI tonight (http://www.kansascity.com/2010/08/29/2186286/brinkley-hit-with-mizzous-third.html). A week after Will Ebner got one, and only a few days after Derrick Washington was suspended indefinitely.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Derrick Washington charged with sexual assault, as expected:

Mizzou (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5512451&campaign=rss&source=NCFHeadlines)

Illinois at +12 is looking pretty tempting.

[Joe Norris]

Illinois at +12 is looking pretty tempting

there's a conference realignment joke in here somewhere

[Jayhawker]

Mizzou 4th All Time in the Standings (http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup_Dynastyl)

But no Fulmer Cups. They can't even win the dubious championships.