Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

[Tannoudji]

So, according to news reports, Iran's Bushehr reactor, is going on line this Saturday, the 21st.

What does this have to do with Ezekiel 38 and Jeremiah 50?


Persia is Iran and despite what other people will tell you, Magog is Russia.

The reactor, for those of you who don't know, is Russian-made.

Russia has been supplying Iran with nuclear toys and aircraft since the Clinton administration.

Babylon, according to Google Maps, is about 400 miles away from this reactor.

If contaminated (say by an accident or the Israelis), the fallout radius would encompass Babylon, rendering it uninhabitable (Jeremiah).

So, are we poised to see one of the last unfulfilled Old Testment propehcies come true?

[OtisLivingston]

Seems like Ezekiel needs some help in the secondary.

[Geezer]

Are they white people?

[thedeerehunter]

Persia is Iran.

Magog is Russia.

And Finkle is Einhorn.

[blackPHOGmoan]

Verbal is Keyser Soze.

[Geezer]

Fuck
I bet the under.

[Tannoudji]

Keep sleeping. You are used to lying down so much already, this should be easy. The ant who guards his nest only sleeps when he is dead and replaced.

[blackPHOGmoan]

We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

[All4KU]

Israel may not have the balls right now to take out the Iranian reactor. But it would be fun if they did. Iran would be all "WTF? Israel?" and Israel would be like "lol" and Iran would go "prepare to die Zionist pig dogs" and Israel would be "roflcopter come and get us, Iran!" and we'd all be "hahahahaha, glad we don't live around there anywhere"

[blackPHOGmoan]

What if Israel tried to ICE Iran and Iran was all like "ICE BLOCK, BITCH!"? That would be a dope way for the world to blow up.

[Tannoudji]

We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.



When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.

[Henry Chinaski]

I have it, Ezekiel 25-17


http://www.pulpfictionwallets.com/images/jules-with-gun.gif

[blackPHOGmoan]

We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.


I've seen that X-Files episode. I'm sure The Cigarette Smoking Man will come by and help me out.

[KVN638]

Theshocker could take notes from tannoudji

[OtisLivingston]

Beware of grasshoppers.

[Hawkism]

We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.


I wish I could nominate this for post of the day.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Persia is Iran.

Magog is Russia.

And Finkle is Einhorn.


Nominated for Ace Ventura reference.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

It's funny that there is no mention of the United States or North America in these passages of the bible. It's almost as if they were written by men with no knowledge of their existence and not derived from an omnipotent being.

Thanks for posting, Hal Lindsey.

[Milo]

Is this when Jesus comes back, rifle in hand?

[BetterThanMost]

Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Geezer]

Does Jesus use hollow points?

[Tannoudji]

I guess Christians aren't welcome around here after all. I seem to be the only one.

[Milo]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

[Tannoudji]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.

[qwertyu123]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.


the prince of peace was a gun nut?

[Milo]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.


Of what? Your fanatical misstatement of the prince of peace's message?
I'd hardly believe Jesus would walk around with a gun.

[Tannoudji]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.


the prince of peace was a gun nut?

You are not a Christian so its meaningless to you.

[Tannoudji]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.


Of what? Your fanatical misstatement of the prince of peace's message?
I'd hardly believe Jesus would walk around with a gun.


You don't believe in Jesus anyway, so what you think he would do is irrelevant.

[DeutschHistorian]

I guess Christians aren't welcome around here after all. I seem to be the only one.


Did you think you stumbled upon a Sunday School class or something? The bogey man is going to get you. Better watch out she's a man eater.

[Milo]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

[qwertyu123]

Why does Jesus have a rifle? Just asking. I can't remember the biblical passage where it talks about the repeater rifle.

It's symbolic.


the prince of peace was a gun nut?

You are not a Christian so its meaningless to you.



Wow thats some strong religous intolerance, brah.

And i've never said what religon i am...

[Tannoudji]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

Gee, I don't know! How do I know you also voted for Obama?

[Milo]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

Gee, I don't know! How do I know you also voted for Obama?


Please explain the symbolism of Jesus with a gun please. Don't change the subject.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Hang on, hang on. Let's get back to the topic at hand.

How the heck did Jeremiah get 50? Did they go for two?

[LimeHawk]

Hang on, hang on. Let's get back to the topic at hand.

How the heck did Jeremiah get 50? Did they go for two?

I just spit water all over my monitor.

[Tannoudji]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

Gee, I don't know! How do I know you also voted for Obama?


Please explain the symbolism of Jesus with a gun please. Don't change the subject.

The LORD is our shepherd.

[Joe Norris]

I shall not want



you to post here anymore

[blackPHOGmoan]

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

http://raftersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jack_beard_o1.jpg

[TheShocker]

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

http://raftersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jack_beard_o1.jpg



If you lay your dick on your keyboard and then press the full image bar over and over you can pretend that you're getting a bj from Jack.

[DeutschHistorian]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

Gee, I don't know! How do I know you also voted for Obama?


Please explain the symbolism of Jesus with a gun please. Don't change the subject.

The LORD is our shepherd.



And he created these lovlies.
http://img.skitch.com/20090513-m347emwfauiddhgiqmxsr7ihmk.jpg


Or are you on this wing of the Christian faith?
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0128755f8089970c-450wi

[Milo]

Hang on, hang on. Let's get back to the topic at hand.

How the heck did Jeremiah get 50? Did they go for two?


Sorry, we hijacked the thread.

Jeremiah scored on a bootleg, missed the extra point. Ezekiel's QB fumbled out the back of the end zone and they got a safety.

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://i25.tinypic.com/20p6an5.gif

[Milo]

How do you know I don't believe in Jesus?

Gee, I don't know! How do I know you also voted for Obama?


Please explain the symbolism of Jesus with a gun please. Don't change the subject.

The LORD is our shepherd.

6 minutes for that response. I feel like I've been to Sunday School. You're the best.

[DeutschHistorian]

Are all the Christ Killing Jews going to Hell?

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/3876/omg.gif

[Tannoudji]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26

[DeutschHistorian]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26



In Greek?

[LimeHawk]

That Proverbs kid had one hell of a game 25-26. We'll take that every week.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

That Proverbs kid had one hell of a game 25-26. We'll take that every week.


And he was 6 of 7 from behind the arc.

[Tannoudji]

No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other; or else he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You can not serve both God and Mammon.

[Milo]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

[blackPHOGmoan]

/roll 20d20

[Tannoudji]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

Of course not, guns didn't exist back then idiot, but weapons did.

[DeutschHistorian]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

Of course not, guns didn';t exist back then idiot, but weapons did.


And Jesus used them on all Obama loving hippie commies?

[Hawkism]

Why would Jesus need a gun?

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://i40.tinypic.com/kazhv.gif

[DeutschHistorian]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

Of course not, guns didn';t exist back then idiot, but weapons did.



You sound like you haven't gotten laid since the age of Christ so maybe in the mean time you can peruse my glorious thread that just made TOS' Hall.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=3725&t=4975846

[Tannoudji]

Matthew 10:34-39
Luke 12:49-53

[DeutschHistorian]

Matthew 10:34-39
Luke 12:49-53


For a ten year old Matthew really puts up the numbers for a white guy.

[Milo]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

Of course not, guns didn';t exist back then idiot, but weapons did.


When did Jesus pick up a weapon, idiot?

He said "do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also."

Then in Luke "If someone demands your coat, offer your shirt as well."

[Milo]

Matthew 10:34-39
Luke 12:49-53


Yes, he is going to shoot us all.

[Tannoudji]

Luke 22:36-38
Exodus 15:3
John 18:22-23
Matthew 26:67-68
Mark 14:65
Luke 22:64
Proverbs 25:26


No mention of any guns in this passage.

Of course not, guns didn';t exist back then idiot, but weapons did.


When did Jesus pick up a weapon, idiot?

He said "do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also."

Then in Luke "If someone demands your coat, offer your shirt as well.";

The Sermon on the Mount, from which this passage is taken, deals with righteous personal conduct. In our passage, Christ is clearing up a confusion that had led people to think that conduct proper for the government—that is, taking vengeance—was also proper for an individual. The principle taught in the Sermon on the Mount is that bondservants of Christ should not retaliate when insulted or slandered (Romans 12:17-21). Such insults do not threaten a believer's personal safety. The question of rendering insult for insult, however, is a far cry from defending oneself against a mugger, or a woman using the martial arts against a rapist.

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man’s enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it."

You really should read your Bible. The snippets your simpering "pastor" feeds you every other Sunday is stunting your spiritual growth.

[Milo]

Have you sold all your possessions and given them to the poor yet?

Wait, was Jesus a socialist?

[Tannoudji]

Have you sold all your possessions and given them to the poor yet?

Wait, was Jesus a socialist?

He never said the government should be the ones to take your possessions. I tithe appropriately.

[Milo]

"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Are you saying we can't take everything he says literally?

[thedeerehunter]

Imagine if someone had the ability/foresight back in the day to have frozen Jesus' semen.

[KVN638]

Seriously. How could you not enjoy Tannoudji. Any thread he starts is instant success.

[Geezer]

Fred Phelps is boring.

[pieces of eight]

I am in tears. You guys are killing me, esp. the Pineapple.

[T42YS]

I think I saw this thread in Deuteronomy somewhere

[DeutschHistorian]

IN for more hubris.

[Jayhawker]

We'e 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.


Quote for remembrance.

[Hoopo]

Prince of PIECE
http://badattitudes.com/MT/jesus-gun.jpg

http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jesus-rile.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oQeMX2fHTx0/S7A8ju98JlI/AAAAAAAABAM/T5hqF6NpcHw/s320/jesus_gun.jpg

[ICThawk]

Should this thread be in the Firehouse?!? What say the Wheat?

[Joe Norris]

are you cleaning it up?

[ICThawk]

Already did fool.

[Geezer]

Firehouse

[Joe Norris]

oh nice...I just hit the last post button...but when i hovered over the topic it looked like there was still one of the funky apostrophes

ICT----->doing mod's work since 08/10

[ICThawk]

When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.

This post alone warrants Firehouse. WtW Lore!

[The42Yardstick]

no, denied

why would you make a thread that stars ICT's sock become legend

[Geezer]

Iran's

Couple of these in the first post.

[ICThawk]

Iran's

Couple of these in the first post.

:thumbsup:

[Oobers]

This post alone warrants Firehouse. WtW Lore!

t-shirt material some might say

[Jayhawker]

This post alone warrants Firehouse. WtW Lore!

I like how that phrase gives WTW as the top result in a Google search.

[Oobers]

I like how that phrase gives WTW as the top result in a Google search.

You act like people would normally be searching for that.

[Jayhawker]

You act like people would normally be searching for that.

ICT will have to confirm, but I'm pretty sure we got a few hits to the site off people who googled that phrase.