"I'm a Jayhawk" lyrics to change

[Milo]

http://cjonline.com/sports/football/2010-08-05/nu_shucked_from_ku_fight_song

Wonder what we will get.

[Jayhawker]

They could bring back the Aggies part, and replace Buffs with Bears?

The Husker parts are pretty substantial though. Probably will have something to do with K-State. Instead of "husk some corn" maybe "Skin some cats?" Too violent?

[WavetheWheat]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii61/wavinwheat/jay.jpg?t=1281047420

[WavetheWheat]

Dehorning a longhorn is called "tipping"

could be something like

"Tip off some texas longhorns and hear them wail"

[Jayhawker]

"Skin some Cats and Listen to the Sheep Lovers wail"

[WavetheWheat]

I think this gets all 9 opponents in....needs cleaning up.

Take 1:
Talk about the Sooners, the Cowboys and the Bears
Talk about the Cyclones and the Wildcat's tail
Talk about the Aggies and those Red Raiders
But I am the bird to make 'em weep and wail

'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Up at Lawrence on the Kaw
'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
With a sis-boom, hip hoorah
Got a bill that big enough to twist the Tiger's tail
Tip off some Texas Longhorns and hear them wail
'Cause I am a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Riding on a Kansas Gale.

Take 2:

Talk about the Sooners, the Cowboys and the Bears
Talk about the Clones and the Aggies' dog's tail
Talk about the Wildcat and those Red Raidin' boys
But I am the bird to make 'em weep and wail

'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Up at Lawrence on the Kaw
'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
With a sis-boom, hip hoorah
Got a bill that big enough to twist the Tiger's tail
Tip off some Texas Longhorns and hear them wail
'Cause I am a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Riding on a Kansas Gale.

[cire]

should take the opportunity to re write the whole thing, it's awful.

[WavetheWheat]

should take the opportunity to re write the whole thing, it's awful.
Fair enough. Dump that Wabash head bob....and you got a deal.

[cire]

I don't really have a problem with that.