Pile on Jefe thread

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

http://i993.photobucket.com/albums/af55/RTHPineapple/jackpot.jpg

[T42YS]

LOL

[sweaterbydarwin]

inside joke. explain.

[ElJefe58]

inside joke. explain.


I tripped and fell on a rake. My back got scratched up. The end.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

http://i993.photobucket.com/albums/af55/RTHPineapple/chiefy.jpg

[ICThawk]

http://www.wavingthewheat.com/misc/jefe01.jpg

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

inside joke. explain.


I tripped and fell on a rake. My back got scratched up. The end.


It's funny that this rake had two five pronged segments.

[LickerMan]

inside joke. explain.


I tripped and fell on a rake. My back got scratched up. The end.


So is this a case of what happens in chat, stays in chat?

[ElJefe58]

inside joke. explain.


I tripped and fell on a rake. My back got scratched up. The end.


So is this a case of what happens in chat, stays in chat?


I thought they would keep things Vegas, so to speak. I was wrong. :(

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

http://i993.photobucket.com/albums/af55/RTHPineapple/rake.jpg

[LickerMan]

The real culprit.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Back_scratcher.jpg/563px-Back_scratcher.jpg

[ICThawk]

http://www.wavingthewheat.com/misc/jefe02.jpg

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8544/83028220.gif

it's funny because you're being mounted by a man in a cat's head.

[ICThawk]

http://www.wavingthewheat.com/misc/jefe03.jpg

CHIEF!! THAT'S SPOUSAL ABUSE!!!

[pieces of eight]

So Jefe has degenerated to coitus with garden tools. Nice.

And the pics are hilarious.

[Milo]

inside joke. explain.


I tripped and fell on a rake. My back got scratched up. The end.


So is this a case of what happens in chat, stays in chat?


I thought they would keep things Vegas, so to speak. I was wrong. :(


Tough for Jefe, but it makes for some good pictures.

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1797/84814384.png

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1797/84814384.png


So wrong, but so right.

[KVN638]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/kevin6387/jefe.jpg

[QT4KU]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/PrincessTerra/Other/jefe.png

[ElJefe58]

^
In my defense, I believe she turned lesbian because she feared she'd never again be with a man as awesome and manly as I, thus she relegated herself to women from that point forward.



:(

[Geezer]

QT, that's allsome :eek: :eek:

[KVN638]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/kevin6387/jefe2.jpg

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Per "rakefetish"

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/741/13570519.gif

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Per "rakefetish"

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/7277/rasslin.png

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1031/rakes.png

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4949/jefe2.png

[KVN638]

haha beautiful work. The puerto rican craze has finally caught fire.

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/731/redwings.gif
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7779/sawingwoodonshirt.gif

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2909/peef.gif

[ElJefe58]

I'll take one of each. Thanks. :mexicans:

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5669/aidscouch.gif

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5669/aidscouch.gif


That is an awesome graphic. Do want.

[KVN638]

(13:09:13) ElJefe58: I cant whack myself off, thank you very much.



poor guy.

[sweaterbydarwin]

bump.

[ElJefe58]

(13:09:13) ElJefe58: I cant whack myself off, thank you very much.



poor guy.


Can't = can. Embarrassing typo. ;D

[sweaterbydarwin]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3985/whack.gif

[ElJefe58]

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

[minhin]

I thought the title meant I got to pile on Jefe.... damn. :-\ :( ;)

[KVN638]

I thought the title meant I got to pile on Jefe.... damn. :-\ :( ;)


He won't object... you're husband might though. He doesn't want you to bring back the STDs from the Aidz couch.

[minhin]

I heard he was pretty cute and wore cool clothes...
My loss...

[minhin]

Hey... my husband introduced us...
he chats so pretty!

[KVN638]

(15:50:18) ElJefe58: If so, then I love the cock

[Milo]

(15:50:18) ElJefe58: If so, then I love the cock


I was there, I am a witness.

[ElJefe58]

(15:50:18) ElJefe58: If so, then I love the cock


(15:50:09) Jhawk2001: bourbon carmel corn most be slang for cock.
(15:50:18) ElJefe58: If so, then I love the cock

OUT OF CONTEXT, MOTHERLICKER...

BAN!

[ElJefe58]

Hey... my husband introduced us...
he chats so pretty!


I do chat pretty, don't I? Thank you for noticing what others have overlooked.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

[KVN638]

you're so pretty, Jefe. Pretty like a fairy.

[Jayhawker]

I can't decide when is the appropriate time to Firehouse this thing.

[petejayhawk]

As Jefe's cabana boy, I approve of this thread.

[KVN638]

should we make paint pictures of what he does to do you adn hairy self? We've heard about it in chat...

[Joe Norris]

@jayhawker--I think we let it go for a bit longer...the creative juices have just began flowing

[KVN638]

we need some more submissions. Just hang out in chat for some inspiration. The Jefe is always telling embarrassing stories or others are tellign them about him.


Or he'll tell how much he loves cock.

[sweaterbydarwin]

reduxhttp://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5669/aidscouch.gif

[bobbything]

Srsly...WTFIGO here?

[Jayhawker]

(23:37:29) ElJefe58: I like to get pounded.

[Milo]

(22:53:10) ElJefe58: Dude, I love sausage.
(22:53:17) ElJefe58: I eat sausage all the time.
(22:53:25) ElJefe58: Sausage is a steady part of my diet.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

(22:53:10) ElJefe58: Dude, I love sausage.
(22:53:17) ElJefe58: I eat sausage all the time.
(22:53:25) ElJefe58: Sausage is a steady part of my diet.


(20:54:30) ElJefe58: Eating sausage helps me build muscle
(20:54:36) ElJefe58: Give me better endurance

[ElJefe58]

GODDAMMIT. :facepalm

I am not ashamed of my love for sausage! If you all had access to the delicious sausage I do, you'd be eating it all the time, too. Get your minds out of the gutter.

:jerkoff:

[Hoopo]

I can't decide when is the appropriate time to Firehouse this thing.


Please, I just discovered it. Let it roll off the 1st page before you do.

[Joe Norris]

don't let it die...jeff hasn't given us enough material lately

what's your latest dating blunder?

[dewarsrocks]

don't let it die...jeff hasn't given us enough material lately

what's your latest dating blunder?


Halloween weekend. He's bound to have some mishap to tell about.

[ICThawk]

I'm thinking Jefe cones homework bruises on his knees and claims a shovel accident.

[Geezer]

Don't forget he got cock-blocked by UB this weekend.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

don't let it die...jeff hasn't given us enough material lately

what's your latest dating blunder?


Halloween weekend. He's bound to have some mishap to tell about.

He's at the Chiefs game with his MOM. If there are any rakes involved, I don't want to hear about it.

[KVN638]

Don't forget he got cock-blocked by UB this weekend.


that's next weekend....


And let's be honest. There's a reason why she's known as cock-hands. He'd have stories to tell if UB was in town. Whether or not he was involved.

[ElJefe58]

Don't hate, appreciate. You're all lucky to have me posting here since I'm pretty much the best poster on the internets. :dirtybird:

[ElJefe58]

Things that go BUMP in the night. Motherlickers.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

attention wkire

[ElJefe58]

attention wkire


I'm just doing my part to provide for the greater good. :tanno:

[GardArmighty]

I'm glad you bumped this, El Rakeboi. I had not seen it yet and it gave me the Saturday Morning Lols.

[filmfanatic24]

I still am not really sure what any of this is about.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

I still am not really sure what any of this is about.


Jefe made sechs with a scratcher.

[ElJefe58]

I still am not really sure what any of this is about.


Jefe made sechs with a scratcher.


ALL LIES AND HALF-TRUTHS AND UTTERINGS OF NONSENSE AND BULL MALARKEY AND HIGH-SCHOOL GRADE GOSSIP AND FALSITIES AND SKEWED LOGIC AND CHIPPY MATHS!!!1

[Milo]

I had to pick up leaves this weekend Jefe. I saw that they had these at the hardware store:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bVrFtNUyL._AA160_.jpg

They go on your hands, to help you pick the leaves up. I saw them and thought of you.

By the way, you should see the rake I bought. It has an extra 6 inches of teeth. It really helps you move some leaves.

Are you hard yet?

[ElJefe58]

I had to pick up leaves this weekend Jefe. I saw that they had these at the hardware store:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bVrFtNUyL._AA160_.jpg

They go on your hands, to help you pick the leaves up. I saw them and thought of you.

By the way, you should see the rake I bought. It has an extra 6 inches of teeth. It really helps you move some leaves.

Are you hard yet?


My biggest dream and worst nightmare have been simultaneously realized. :runaway:

[gravyshanks]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1763/l1030496.jpg

[GardArmighty]

I had to pick up leaves this weekend Jefe. I saw that they had these at the hardware store:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bVrFtNUyL._AA160_.jpg

They go on your hands, to help you pick the leaves up. I saw them and thought of you.

By the way, you should see the rake I bought. It has an extra 6 inches of teeth. It really helps you move some leaves.

Are you hard yet?


It is asking for it being dressed all provocatively and all.

[KVN638]

this thread is too good to be like this. Needs to be fixed.

In honor of our boards new activity, I give you a tribute to jefe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/kevin6387/Untitled.jpg

[Oobers]

I GOT THIS

[KVN638]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1797/84814384.png

damnit this one gets me every time

[ElJefe58]

this thread is too good to be like this. Needs to be fixed.

In honor of our boards new activity, I give you a tribute to jefe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/kevin6387/Untitled.jpg

Haha, that's great. :grin:

[dewarsrocks]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/dewars-rocks/0003dxff.jpg

I ran the text through google translate, "ElJefe why no call"

[ElJefe58]

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